Fall

With August coming to an imminent end, we must prepare ourselves for the onset of fall.  Fall is acutally my least favorite season for several reasons.

1.  School year begins – Stress accelerates for parents, students and teachers

2.  Earth experiences death and decay

3.  Debris from dead foilage clutters lawns

4.  Jackets (a Black Hole opens to consume lightweight jackets which are required only in the early morning or late evening)

5.  Halloween – the stupidest holiday known to man

6.  Cold mornings and nights

7.  Sinus infections, colds and other infectious diseases begin to spread

8.  Dark mornings

9.  Dark evenings

10. Higher electric bills